The Latest in the David Wright Goatee Watch 2006
It is this blogger’s hypothesis that David Wright performs better when clean-shaven. Last time the Mets faced the Rockies, the David Wright goatee alert was on high. Sure we creamed ‘em then, but NOW we’re creaming ‘em with David Wright grand slams added in to boot. How shweet it is.
So Davey, ease up on the rebel chin hair, mmkay?
And D-Wright, I know you’re gasping in pain here after fouling off your foot. But I’ll just pretend you’re doing the David Wright Clean-Shaven Grand Slam Dance of Joy.