Not exactly the best taste…

Yeah, so on Tuesday vs. the Nationals, I spent my Mets-viewing time searching for anything but the game to blog about. You may call that denial. I prefer “avoidance.” Here’s what I found. Do you see what’s wrong with this picture?

No, no, not Pelfrey. Our beloved Big Pelf threw a great game, allowing only 1 run, and that’s all I’ll say about that. No, what’s troubling is Mikey’s “Bacardi Taste for Life” fact. Do you think he’s playing around with us? Or…could he truly be so very fond of Mr. Belding and Screech and Zack and AC Slater?

We’ve heard John Maine rhapsodize over his crush on Jennifer Aniston. But I’m guessing Mike Pelfrey’s nights are spent dreaming only of Kelly Kapowski.

Um…to each his own.

(As I write this it’s the 6th inning on Wednesday, 8-2 Mets. If we let this one slip by, I assure you our team will not be saved by a bell!)