The Samson Effect

Nice win tonight against *******' Jeff Suppan and the Brewers. But oy. Greenie. Not a single hit since you shaved your locks.

We know you don't like it. But I hope your wife was supportive. Because you're still hot. Now you just look tougher. You're a team player, and we apprecaite that. No regrets.

Sosa, by the way? Looks great with the buzz cut. Keep that, Jorge.

Last year, I was the only blogger (that I know) talking about grooming. My how things change!

xx,

Z