The SNY Game Coverage Drinking Game
With the start of the season mere short days ahead of us, I figured why not make the SNY broadcasts--with their loveable characters and wacky moments--even more enjoyable. What can possibly make that happen? Why, drinking, of course.
And so we have the SNY Game Coverage Drinking Game.
Anyone mentions Keith's tootsie pops: 1 drink
Keith talks about his hair: 1 drink
Ronnie mentions golf or uses a golf metaphor: 1 drink
Gary mentions Columbia: 1 drink
Keith talks about his footwear: 1 drink
Keith SHOWS his footwear (or lack thereof): Drink until done
"And it's out of here!" 1 drink
Kevin pauses an interview to step in with play-by-play: 1 drink
Gary sings: 1 drink
Keith gets his ice cream: 1 drink
Keith gives a movie review: 1 drink
Ronnie talks about pitchers hitting: 1 drink
Keith expresses his aesthetic uniform preferences: 1 drink
All three burst into laughter: Drink until done
"For all you kids out there": 2 drinks
Anyone mentions SNY behind the scenes talent (including director Webby): 1 drink
They ask where Kevin Burkhardt is: 1 drink
Keith talks about the wind at Shea: 1 drink
Camera goes to Gary and/or Ron and Keith in the booth: Drink until they're gone
Keith shows off his color-coordinated score sheet: 1 drink
Keith says how he's "professional": 1 drink
Keith calls himself old or a "dinosaur": 1 drink
Gary impresses Ron and/or Keith with some esoteric baseball-historical detail: 1 drink
Keith or Ron mention former teammates: 1 drink
Any of them argue with the scoring: 2 drinks
Top of the hour "reset": 1 drink
Camera pans to SNY/Keith, Ron, Gary-related sign in the stands: 1 drink
Keith sighs: 2 drinks
Afflack Duck on screen: 1 drink
Keith or Ron ask where their coffee is: 1 drink
Camera focuses on building progress of Citi Field: 1 drink
Any of the guys mentions any of their wives: 1 drink
Keith or Gary mention their dogs: 2 drinks
Camera pans to a baby/toddler in the stands: 1 drink
Technical difficulties with the call-in segment: 2 drinks
Feel free to add your own in the comments section!
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Excellent stuff. I loved it.
You're up on my blogroll too.
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Great list, Zoe! Can't wait to try it out!
Here are some further suggestions:
Keith mentions the traffic - 1 drink
Keith or Ronnie shout out Howard Johnson- 1 drink
Ronnie mentions Yale- 1 drink
Ronnie says anything about New England- 1 drink
Keith remarks on a pretty shot of the sunset or clouds- 1 drink
Any of the guys mention their kids- 2 drinks
Moar! Moar! Moar!
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Keith talking about just for men, seinfeld, or any other tv (non baseball game) appearance - 1 drink
Keith talking about hanging out with Roger McDowell in atlanta - 1 drink
Keith mentioning cheerleaders or any ladies being a distraction if they were around back in his day - 2 drinks
Great idea Zoe.
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Hysterical list, I think I might drop dead from alcohol poisoning before the season's up.
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We are all heading for AA. More:
Ronnie tells his family/friends, don't call him, he has no tickets: 1 drink
Keith makes direct ("Budweiser") or oblique ("frosty beverage") reference to beer: 1 drink
Keith make comments suggesting his job is hard work: 1 drink
Gary gently disabusing him of this notion: 1 drink
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Oh no, I almost forget!
Mention of Logan Burkhardt: 2 drinks
Logan Burkhardt on camera: drink until done. ;)
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Zoe, I sent this to Matt Cerrone, too- tell me what you think. I visited The Met -- the Museum, that is, and re-viewed a favorite painting of mine-- Diego Velazquez's portrait of Juan de Pareja:
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/v/velazquez/pareja.jpg
I love this guy, but for the first time, he reminded me of someone. Of course!!
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Carlos_Delgado.jpg
I don't have my PhotoShop up and running, or I would do some kind of mashup.
Love the blog, Zoe! RE: the drinking game, it occurs to me that Ralph Kiner definitely deserves som love, too.
Theresa Muir
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Oh, this is brilliant! I have to try this some time this season! Seriously! Awesome!
Allyson
http://rsmetsblog.livejournal.com
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