Cashing in the Relationship Card

When you are in a relationship, every once in a while, you may play the Relationship Card. Not often, mind you! But for really important occasions, you may say--"I really need you to do this thing. This time, please, no matter what you were planning to do before, this is what I need from you."

Metsies, I am playing our Relationship Card. You must win this game. Your final Shea home opener. Against the Phillies. I really need you to do this.

Off to Shea soon! People! Cross fingers toes and hair!

And P.S. Hey, Jimmy Rollins, I've got a card for you too:

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Update 6:25 PM: Aaaaand there's the difference between a team and a boyfriend. When the team throws the Relationship Card back in your face, you don't break up with it.

However, you can totally withhold the sex.


6 Comments

I am laughing my *** off. Nice way to start my morning. Thanks Zoe. Phils are going down!

By kevin00071@aol.com on April 8, 2008 11:16 AM
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Oh yeah... they are soooooo not gettin' any for a long, long, long time.

By crazymetgirl@aol.com on April 8, 2008 8:45 PM
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You guys crack me up! It just feels like september all over again. Get a lead and then the bats go to sleep while the bullpen comes in and gives the game away. I guess throw some bad defense in there for good measure. I hope big Pelf can step up tomorrow. Maybe once they know they won't be gettin' any they'll wake up!

By kevin00071@aol.com on April 9, 2008 2:50 AM
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Dear God, I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks, Zoe.

Our hopes lay in the hands of Big Pelf. Oh, the temptation to make a relationship saved by extended tongue joke...Crap. I think I just did.

By johnhague@yahoo.com on April 9, 2008 9:14 AM
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Oy. When is our team going to start getting some breaks and start kicking ***?!

By hmg227@gmail.com on April 9, 2008 12:31 PM
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